So, flat roofs. You’d think they’d be simple, like a tabletop with no secrets. But no—these things hold more heat and weird issues than a jalopy’s ra

You ever stare at one of those flat-topped buildings and think, "That right there — that’s a fire risk just waiting for a cigarette butt"? No? Well,

Right, so, somewhere 'round Nebraska or maybe Kansas… those flat lands where the wind don’t slow down and the sky likes to throw tantrums — that’s wh

Some folks picture farms and think cows, or soybeans, or those rusty windmills that just sit there squeaking against the sky. But if you’d parked you

They sit there. Flat ones, gables, hips, mansards if you’re fancy. Shingles curl. Metal rusts. Tiles slide off like a bad toupee in a storm. And then